Sorry I haven’t been online in a while, my whole life went to shit and I needed to fix it.
In other news, the window cleaner caught me in my knickers today. Mortifying.
Note to self: no more lazy days during the week.
Zeus is not amused.
My dog likes to cuddle with my dragon.
If you like piña coladaaaa…
DON’T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR self up nice and warm, it’s a bit chilly out there.
sending my boyfriend naughty texts at work is hilarious, he gets so flustered and I feel like an amazonian warrior returning from battle.
sexy and victorious.
This smile says that i know something you don’t.
No, mum, it’s not ‘just a phase’. Being purple is a way of life.
You don’t have to be mad here, but it helps.
this is my big furry baby. he sleeps on my bed, drinks bottled water from the fridge and has cocktail sausages for treats. he eats more than i do, and loves to be the little spoon.
I wouldn’t change any of that, for anything or anyone.
I tried to take a silly photo with my dog. Things did not go according to plan.
went out with some friends last night to take my mind off things, and, once the drink had started flowing, they all started talking about my ex and how they thought we were going to get married, and that we were ‘such a good couple’. I was like ‘yeah, me too, but shit happens I guess.’
Then I spent the rest of the night trying not to hulk out and break things.
Moral of the story; being around people when you feel like shit isn’t always the best idea.