September 2012
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i just ordered a wolf costume for halloween on...
omfg even without my bank card i manage to spend money i don’t have
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thanks for all your messages
regarding the ‘V’ post I made earlier, it was really nice to hear all of your views. I understand a little more clearly now, although I still have my own new-and-improved opinions! This has been an eye-opener for me, so thank you. Hope I didn’t offend anyone too much! I was just curious, and the best way to figure things out is to ask risky questions :) Hope everyone’s...
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taking-everything-for-granted:
ehjorth:
percytaur:
“did you draw that?”
they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil
and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
I HAVE SEEN GOODY PROCTOR WITH THE DEVIL
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systemofadowny:
why is the follow and unfollow button and reblog button “not found”
follow button is out of use
some of you have just lost out on me being a part of your tribe due to tumblr’s lame-ness. ikr, this is an abomination.
is anybody else having this problem, or has tumblr put me in isolation mode?
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c4rrion:
How to make a guy uncomfortable
talk about your period
i just received a text from my boyfriend saying he was so late because our friend was holding him up and he’d been getting ready for an hour and a half. I replied with this: ‘Lol, tell him I’m hormonal and you’re already more than two hours late, he might fucking hurry up if he thinks...
part-time-thinker:
ink-film-nibbles-script:
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
The Americans:
The British:
The Australians:...
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am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
NO
queerpong:
sometimes you need to stop worrying about stuff and remember
tonynsteve:
ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:
squidkneee:
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
I’d be lying on a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet, surrounded by cats, pizza and Supernatural memorabilia.
mishacollinsbutt:
bella-talbot:
mishacollinsbutt:
oh yay season 7 is on netflix now i can go back and watch all of the great episodes from that season
season seven is actually really good as a whole and has some really good stand alone episodes so i don’t know what your talking about
LMFAO
srsly, season 7 was awesome. i don’t understand why everyone’s making such a big...
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how come there isn’t like an “adulthood” class that teaches you how to operate a washing machine and pay taxes and make phone calls without crying
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Greatest set of questions ever!
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Myrtle: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
A very short lesson in Psychology:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside.
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely.
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret.
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak.
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension.
When a person cries on little things, that person is...
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I live in such a rural area that everytime someone...
jojo-thedestroyer:
And when said person rings my doorbell:
“&$^%VF*HG!!!! I’m coming!!!!”
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I was in the bathroom doing my business when all...
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My dog:
Me:
this has literally just happened
