srsly tho, i'm going now
hope you’re happy, creepy-flashy-screamy face. you have frightened me so much, that i’m leaving tumblr 5ever. jks, back later, having a zoot and watching FRINGE with my dawg <3
centrlperk: So I took a picture of my dog then I turned it upside down and all of a sudden wish I didn’t OMFG I DO THIS TO NANUK ALL THE TIME <3 MUCH LOVE FOR DEMON CEILING DOGS CEILING DOGS FOREVER
haave-you-met-ted: tuvw: hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM i love the bonus round ughh no fuck that, i wondered what it was and it turned out to be the CREEPY FLASHY SCREAMY FACE. WHY WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO HAUNT ME AFTER 5 YEARS I’VE BEEN SO CAREFUL THO WHY
Me in gym class: I have asthma
Me at home: Hits the bong
stuartsometimes: have you ever googled cat muzzle still not quite as silly as this.
you know it’s real when your followers don’t unfollow you after an intense spam
outcum: my sexual frustration level is off the charts right now
Anonymous asked: It's also very true. :) <3
Anonymous asked: y u so pretty?
clintbartony: Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election what are you talking about that’s not a plot twist it’s a highly likely situation
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it hahaha omfg this is me and my boyfriend watching tv shows in general. he’s like an ice queen…he didn’t even cry when Bobby died D:
craziest weekend ever.
so far, i have been to my dad’s wedding, snuck in AND got kicked out of Shambala festival, and now i’m chillin’ with my girlies and Nanuk :) awesome fucking times.
first day of school after the summer holidays
teacher: so who wants to answer my question? come on guys, it's the last topic we talked about before the holidays!
me: how do i hold a pen
matthewgublr: I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
farahjasmin: half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
ollivandur: u say u horny im on de way
lindaellerbee: crying is so weird think about it for a second if you get sad enough fluids pour out of your eye sockets how weird does that sound
michellleobama: barackobama: paulyoptosaurus: its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama I will punch you in the mouth. Barack sit down
assiest: you can’t spell thug without hug
toocooltobehipster: you can’t spell madonna without mad
shocklock: dylans-hoebrien: if u don’t sing every part of bohemian rhapsody we can’t be friends #that includes the piano parts and the guitar solo
a haiku about poke wars on facebook:
blaineandersons: stupid fucking shit please stop poking me asshole why is this a thing best haiku ever. EVER.