July 2012
When you smell weed
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I hate it when people stare at the stuff they...
laugh-addict:
And i’m over here like
NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
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olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
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yesterday, we went to the zoo ♥
and even though it was raining, it was absolutely boss! all the animals were so cute and grumpy, and we got loads of awesome pictures :p
we also started watching the first season of An American Horror Story; if you haven’t seen it, what the effff are you doing with your life?! GO. GO NOW.
anyhoo, just thought i’d see how everyone is doing :) inbox me if you’re up for a chat!
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onionchester:
i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no
but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this
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thorsbutt:
where is boris johnson anyway
can they just wheel out a giant cake at the end and when the flame is lit he just bursts from the top wearing racy underwear
and he just screams “I’M HERE FOR THE WIFF-WAFF”
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hortonhearsadoctorwho:
I’m so confused by Britian right now.
It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head.
it’s funny how other countries don’t know about our...
nightingales:
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
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blinksumgreen:
Can we just make a convention for Tumblr? Like, name it Tumblr-Con and split up all the fandoms, music blogs, hipster blogs, etc. then we all go…
we should make this official.
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
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homosexualintellectual:
this is your monthly reminder that justin bieber said in an interview that rape victims shouldn’t get abortions because “everything happens for a reason”
kittymunch:
willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
