Were your last 3 kisses from the same person? Yup, but rather unexpected.
Are you a jealous person? I am, but only to an extent. If you give me a reason to be jealous…
Describe your life in one word: Hectic.
Have you ever discussed marriage with a boyfriend/ girlfriend? I have, and I meant it. Obviously they didn’t :)
Would you ever consider adoption? Of course, you’d have to be pretty cold-hearted not to.
Do you like redbull? LOVE IT.
Would you rather date a person with a British accent or an Irish accent? Irish, hands down. Gawd, they make me go weak at the knees!
Is it easy to make you smile? Depends on what mood I’m in really, but yeah, I think so :)
Do you have a bad habit? I have a few.
Where do you wish you were? In bed with a joint and a brew, cuddling someone cute.
Who is the last person you spent money on? Sharkey and J-Wes, we got Greggs and it was BUMTING <3
When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life? Before Will and I started arguing, I was truly happy. That’s kind of sad, isn’t it? To base your happiness around someone else.
Would you date someone taller than you? Most of the guys I date tend to be over 6 foot. I’m 5 foot 5.
If you could choose between a million dollars and being able to fly, which would you pick? Not to be superficial, but I’d pick the money. Flying can’t pay my bills.
What are you looking forward to in the next 4 days? Partying hard at Stuart Street, seeing cupcake and possibly chillin’ with Ash Mo today. Yeah boyyyy!
Have you ever gone a whole day without eating? Easily.
Have you ever been in love? I think so.
Are you a loud person? Depends on what mood I’m in, usually no.
How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? All the time. People tend to get the impression that I’m really innocent and nice, when really, I’m kind of a twisted bitch.
Do you believe that you can change for someone? Well, the saying goes, ‘You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.’ If you want to make that leap, you’ll be surprised how easy it is, it’s just getting there that people seem to find difficult. Also, if you have to change for that person, should you be with them at all?
Is it hard leaving people behind? Severing ties is tough, but necessary.
Can you handle the truth? I’d prefer it to a lie any day.
Was this New Years enjoyable? It was alright, but this year will be better.
Has anyone disappointed you lately? Yes.
What is the color of the chair you’re sitting on? Creamy white, but it’s a sofa, not a chair.
What time did you wake up this morning? I haven’t been to bed yet.
What are you listening to? Crappy morning tv. Ugh.
What’s on your mind? Will. Jake. Crappy TV. Weekend plans. Facebook being a dick…
In the past week have you felt sad? Yes.
Why are you single/Taken? I’m keeping my options open.
Look to the right, what do you see? An ashtray and a box of matches (Y).
Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow? It’s the weekend, of course I’m looking forward to it.
Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a C? Yarse.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be? Snugglebuddy <3
Last kiss mean anything? Nope, kinda regretting it now.
Do you believe in love? To an extent.
Who’s the first person you argued with today? Funnily enough, I haven’t argued with anyone today :) Do you always answer your phone? God no, I’m terrible for it!
i’m afraid there’s no denyin’, i’m just a dandy-lion ♥
Seeing as I haven’t done a proper About Me yet, here’s a really thorough survey:
Are you available?:
nopez, tekkennnnn ;)
When’s your birthday?:
March 21st 1991, bitches. Don’t you forget it.
What’s your Zodiac sign?:
Aries, but I’m on the cusp of the ass-end of Pisces.
What’s your worst habit?:
Picking split ends, biting my lips, spending all my money on green, etc…
If you could have one wish, what would it be?:
I’d like to be a cat for a day, because they have pretty awesome lives. Cats are happiness personified.
How many siblings do you have?:
Have you ever killed someone?:
Lol no, but I probably could. BAMF, mate.
What’s your favourite song?:
I don’t even have a favourite band, let alone favourite song. I change my mind hourly!
Gummy bears or gummy worms?:
Bears, I guess, but they’re both equally revolting.
Who’s your lover?:
Spell your name without vowels:
Tsh Mxn Hlly Ny Mrs Jns-Fnlgh (Y)
Least favourite colours?:
Puce, or yellow-brown.
What are you listening to?:
Nature, being scary.
What is your favourite class in school?:
Drama, Latin, English or Fives. Sometimes RE cos it was piss easy.
When do you start back at school/college?:
I’m not really sure tbh, I wanted to go to college in Cali, but that fell through when I realised I couldn’t get health insurance lmao. I think I’m going to do a few creative writing and cooking courses and see where that takes me.
Are you outgoing?:
I go through stages. At the moment, no.
Favourite pair of shoes?:
Either my pink pumps, my grey boots or my Vegan Emericas. So, so comfy.
Can you dance?:
I’m more Carlton than Will, really.
Can you whistle?:
Cross your eyes?:
Walk with your toes curled?:
Ew, yeah, but it feels weird…like my toes are about to break.
Do you believe there is life on other planets?:
I believe there are other lifeforms out there, yes.
Do you believe in miracles?:
Some of the phenomena we witness cannot be explained by science.
Love at first sight:
Lust? Yes. Love? Don’t be ridiculous.
Do you believe in Santa?:
I wish I did, I’d be far more excited about christmas.
Do you like roller coasters?:
Love them! I’d spend every birthday at a theme park if I could.
Have you ever been on a plane?:
Many, many times.
Have you ever asked someone out?:
When I was a wee bairn, but not recently.
Have you ever been to the ocean?:
Have you almost drowned in the ocean?:
What radio station do you listen to?:
Radio 1, Leicester Sound, DemonFM, K! & Heart, cos I’m SO FRESHHHH.
What was the last thing you bought?:
An 8th, hahaha. This answer will always be the same.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?:
Probably Jeremy Kyle, but the last thing I actually watched was Supernatural.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Nate, AKA le derp :p
Ever really cried your heart out?:
F*ck yeah, it’s all I did in my spare time a few months ago.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Hasn’t everyone? It’s like one of those movie moments.
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?:
I left a big wet patch :D
Ever cried for the opposite sex?:
Sure, but I look back on it now and realise that it wasn’t worth it. What a waste of salt haha.
Do you cry when you get injured?:
It would have to be really bad.
Do songs make you cry?:
Some do, but it really depends on my mood.
Are you a happy person?:
I’m getting there :P
What is your current hair color?:
Do you wear any bracelets?:
Download, a Slam Dunk and some spirit beads.
What’s your eye color?:
Short or long hair?
Just past my shoulders, but I’d like it to be longer!
You’re really upset; who is the first guy you go to? Conor, Kash or Jake W. If not, probably Simms or Jakey. It used to be Dan, Will and Josh, but people grow apart, neh?
You’re really upset; who is the first girl you go to? Char, Jena, Holli or Miché (: sometimes Jadey lady, and sometimes Naomi.
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes weed? I’d be a wee bit of a hypocrite if it did. I chong that shit like it’s legal.
Can you do splits? In theory, yes, but it would hurt like hell.
Last person you texted and why? Dan, Jake, Char and Nath regards the rendez-vous tomorrow. I’m gonna be so f*kn hammered I can’t SEE.
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning? As soon as I wake up, whenever that is.
Have you been to New York City? No, but fingers crossed I’ll be going before christmas. It’s on my ‘To-Do’ list.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone ? Conzillaaa ♥
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone’s life? I’ve been told that I have, but I’ll never really know, will I?
How many piercings do you have? six and counting.
Which year has been the best so far? The ones I can’t remember ;)
Last time you laughed really hard? Earlier! Ollie and Scrim are the ultimate legends of fb chat.
Isn’t sex at a young age a sin of the 10 commandments? No, you imbecile, sex before marriage is a sin; but who really cares when we’re all going to hell anyway?
When is your next road trip? Tomorrow, I guess.
Do you know anyone addicted to anything? A lot of my friends take a shit load of drugs, and those who don’t are rarely seen without some form of booze in their gaping maws. Funnily enough, the adults I know are 10 times worse.
Where is your phone? On charge by my bed.
Do you know anyone by the name of Lee? I do, he was round here with lovelylexylady earlier! The other Lee I know, however, is a massive cunt and deserves to be slain by fat angry sexdragons.
What colour phone do you have? Black, liek ma sole.
Does a heartbreak feel as bad as it sounds? Worse. The word alone doesn’t describe the pain you feel, ha.
Have you ate popcorn in the past 48 hours? No, I’ve been at home watching animal planet.
What happened at 10 AM? "zZzzzZzzZZzzzZzz"
Do you need to say anything to anyone? Yeah, actually: "I really, really fancy you."
"Why the f*ck are you being such a c^nt? You were my best friend. Stop being a whiney prick and get the f*ck over it."
"Why are you such a massive bitch? Stop stealing all my friends, my potential boyfriends and my ideal life and get back to me when you grow the fuck up. Just because you’re fucking stunning does not mean you can bitch behind my back and ask people to stop hanging out with me. That is NOT how real life works. Friends are for life, fakes are fornever.”
"Why are you being like this? You were my life for well over two years, and then you drop me like it’s fkn hot and expect me to be okay with it? You won’t even give me an explanation, you just upped, left and now you’re acting like I’m the one who severed all ties. I hate you so much right now, but it’s only because I’m missing you like mad."
"I’d like us to have a functioning mother-daughter relationship."
"I know you’re not proud of me, but I want you to be. I will make it up to you someday." What were you doing at 7AM?
How do you feel? Like death personified.
When was the last time you cried? In the bath. Worra fkn emo ;)
Have you ever injected a drug? Even the thought of it makes me feel queasy.
When was the last time you saw your grandpa? Last year I think…
Do you fight with your grandparents often? I don’t really see them enough to fight with them.
The thing that was bothering you before, is it still bothering you? Every friggin’ day :)
What are you looking forward to? tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrowwww ♥ What was the first thing you did when you woke up? Got NEKKID ;) In the bath, obviously. Don’t get too excited.
Last thing you drank? ”__ ______, what’s the worst that could happen?”
When was the last time you talked to your number 1? Ha, number 1? I don’t even know who that is anymore.
Have you ever kissed anyone who’s name started with a R, A, M, or V? Rob, Alex, Mike…No V though, maybe this should be a new goal?
Do you prefer warm or cold weather? WARM. TOASTY. HOTHOTHOT.
How much money do you have on you? ZERO pounds and ZERO pence.
What are you wearing? Stripy jumper, black strappy, denim shorts :)
What time did you go to sleep last night? I didn’t. Sacré bleu!
What/who woke you up today? My internal body clock, I guess.
When was the last time someone yelled at you ? Yesterday, I think. My mamma has a short fuse :\
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Right now, if facebook chat counts. Thank god he’s working nights.
Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now? Heartache, longing, loneliness, and weirdly enough, horniness. Lmfao, I am so messed up.
Are you excited for winter? God no. Winter means cold nights alone, family gatherings and…CHRISTMAS. Eurgh. Kill me now.
Do you like your first name? If you were called Mustasha on the regulars, you’d hate my name too. Mufasa, however, I’m totally down with.
What are you currently doing? This and annoying Nayfee on facebook, because it’s fun. God, you wouldn’t know I was twenty unless I showed you my passport, would you?
Is there anyone you want to be with right now? Will. Umm, probably Mista Lista ;) (Concon, Sharley, Jakenbake, Danewell, Nath, Kash & Nayfun are also welcome in this hypothetical sitch.)
If you could change your eye color would you change it to? Piercing blue or aquamarine. Gahd, I’d kill for pretty eyes.
so, i haven’t done one of these in about 3 years; brace yourselves, it’s about to get personal.
Do you have feelings for anyone?
I do, for someone old, and someone new. oh, how i love to be cryptic.
Without saying names, what could you say about the last person you kissed?
He’s everything I should want and more, but, for some reason, I can’t see it.
Who was the last person you physically hit?
I honestly can’t remember, I think it was probably Jake or Ryan. Not that I’m violent or anything, but those two usually deserve it. Ha!
Do you think things will change in the next few months?
For definite; things can only get better from here.
Were you single on your last birthday?
No, but I wish I had been. I kind of wish that whole relationship hadn’t happened. What song are you currently listening to?
Who needs songs when you’ve got animal planet?
Is there someone that knows everything or almost everything about you?
A few of my closest friends collectively know everything about me, but on their own they’d be missing a few key pieces.
What is your opinion on late night phone calls?
Depends on who it is really. If it’s someone you’re attracted to, or if it’s someone you can literally float through conversation with, then it’s the best feeling in the world. If it’s just some asshole moaning at you though, then it’s like ‘f*ck off, you c^nt, haven’t you ever heard of texting?’
Have you cried in the last week?
Something you really want right now?
Company. Happiness. A better lifestyle?
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I hope so, or everything I’ve heard over the past month has been a massive crock of shit.
How many people can you trust?
A handful. To be quite honest, I’m not really sure who I can trust any more.
Where is the one you want to see the most right now?
I’m torn, really. They’re both at home, but I shouldn’t want to see one of them at all.
Do you currently have a hickey, if so where?
God, no. That would mean I was actually getting some.
Will you regret your next kiss?
I bloody hope not. If the next person I kiss isn’t the person I think it will be, then I will literally kick myself. In the mouth.
The person you had the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?
I don’t know how I’d react. I’d be fkn mortified.
If Britney Spears came to your town, would you go see her concert?
Hellz yuhh, just for the experience. I’d probably bottle her though, then blame the eight year old next to me.
What is in your pocket?
Lint and memories.
You never know what you got until you lose it? True or false?
In a way, yes. I think you always know, but when you can’t find something or if someone turns their back or dies, the reality of not having it/them anymore hits you like a ton of bricks and you realise that part of your life isn’t there anymore. Whether it’s a loved one or your mobile phone, it doesn’t matter, it’s human nature to want what we can’t have.
Your best friend has unprotected sex, you say?
Ew, why are you telling me this? You’re on the pill, you’re in a long term relationship and you do this every day. TMI, dude.
OMFG the morning after pills 20 smackers you know, you should probably buy that shit before you sprog out.
How’s your life lately?
Lookin’ a bit sunnier on the horizon, but it’s still all cloudy over hyar.
Have you held hands with anybody in the last 3 days?
Boohoo, fuck you, no, I have not.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Depends on who it is and what they’re doing :)
Do you reply to all of your texts?
Usually I’m too high to reply right away. That sounds terrible, but it’s true. I never know what to say, so I long it off.
You kissed someone last night, didn’t you?
No, because he has work tomorrow and I live in the middle of fecking nowhere :/ It’s a shame, cos I totally would’ve jumped his innocent bones.
How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
I would live off of it if I could. Dr Ronno is so much better, though.
Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
I don’t think I’d enjoy skin cancer, somehow. Then again, I smoke, so what the hell do I know?
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Dr Pepper, funnily enough.
Day been rough?
Emotionally, it hasn’t just been a rollercoaster, it’s been the whole fackin’ theme park.
Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
Oh hellz yeah. I’m easily amused, me.
Do you think you’ve changed over the past year?
All my major changes have happened in the last month. I’ve finally started figuring out who I actually am; it’s an amazing feeling.
When is the next time you will see any of your siblings?
Hopefully within the next month, but I’m never too sure anymore.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
I really hope not, because I don’t think I can put myself through that again. please, please don’t waste my time.
Do you feel alone even in a crowded room?
If I’m with a certain friend, then yes. Now that he’s out of my life, I’m actually a lot more fun and talkative than I thought I was. It’s crazy how much difference one prick can make, especially when they rip you down and chat shit all the time.
Do you care if people hate you?
If they hate me for a reason, more power to them. It’s just the dickheads with no cause that piss me off. Why hate someone for nothing? What’s the point?
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
I’ve done my drifting for this year. The rest of 2011 is all about the bridges, man.
Would you skydive for 400£?
I’d skydive for free, that shit looks insane.
Is it possible to kiss the last person you kissed?
Sure, I could…but I don’t want to. God, I am such a terrible person.
What’s the nearest holiday to your birthday?
If anything, would you fix anything with someone who means a lot to you, would you?
erm, re-phrase: if you could fix something with someone who means a lot to you, would you?
I would fix my relationship with my parents and my nan, and I would fix my relationship with Will. Just so we could be friends, not anything else…I’m done with that.
Is the last person you kissed a virgin?
No, but the person I want to kiss is :)
Describe how you feel right now in two words?
Has anyone ever made you a promise and broke it?
SOML. If you know what THAT means, then you obviously feel the same way.
What color shirt were you wearing?
I’m wearing a white and pink stripy jumper, actually, not a shirt. Try’na be all psychic n’ shit, who do you think you are??
What were you doing at 12 am last night?
Chillin’ with my boys and Lexxxxxyloooo :)
Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
I love all my boys…it’s girlfriends I’m lacking, really.
Are all of your friends in relationships?
Not really, quite a few of them are though.
Do you plan on moving within the year?
In about two weeks, actually :)
Do you believe that the last person that you kissed cares for you?
I know he does, which is why I feel like such a massive dildo.
Would you go out in public looking like you do right now?
Yeah man, why not? I’ve looked worse.
Are you starting to realize anything?
That quote about dicks, cunts and asses in Team America is kind of spot on.
Do you like to cuddle?
I FKN LOVE CUDDLINGGGG!
Have you ever let someone be your everything?
I did, and look where it bloody got me. I passed go, did not collect 200 dollars and went straight to single hell. AWESOME.
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
YES, AND IT WAS SHIT. not really, I just miss him so fucking much.
How far away is the last person you kissed?
Miles and miles, but if I’m honest, I’m not really that bothered. …because I’m a massive bitch.
Has anyone told you they were in love with you?
They did, yes, and they were quite obviously full of shit. Thanks a lot, dickcheese.
Are your boobs real?
No one would have implants this small.
Do you dislike the last person you kissed?
Of course not, I love him to bits, but I don’t find him attractive in the slightest. I really, really want to though, but we just don’t…fit. You know when you kiss someone, and your mouth locks in to place and it almost feels like something was missing before they graced you with their presence? Or when you’re little spoon, and the big spoon isn’t awkward at all, they just wrap neatly around your frame without any awkwardness of ‘the dreaded arm’ and you sync with each other; every breath, every beat…even when you can just have a conversation about anything and it never gets old? yeah, we didn’t have that at all. I really, really wish we did.
Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Once or twice, but I didn’t mind at the time haha.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to see Char, Jake, Dan and Nath, gettin’ a lil high, probs a lil messy. IT’S GONNA BE SWEET.
Can you get over people easily?
You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction:
Well, I probably shouldn’t have bleached it three times in three days…