Didn’t realise anyone was in the house, so I ninja’d down in my Minnie Mouse onesie. Ran smack bang in to a herd of my flatmate’s friends. Was promptly complimented on my onesie.
Feel a lot less gross now.
#on wednesday we read nietzsche
(Source: imsirius, via chaotic-keys)
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
I have been trying to have a smoke and watch supernatural since my partner left at around half 8 this morning. Before he left, he bought me a breakfast baguette with runny egg in it and it freaked me out so much (because I was worried that it would run on to my hands) that all I have managed to do is crawl out of bed to feed my dog. Such ambition. Such drive.
I am such a wonderful, shining example of a functional human being.
I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND
is your cat called yeehaw
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
when alien races only have two genders. when those two genders are male and female. when that alien race adheres to the human gender binary. when female aliens have breasts. when alien races look exactly like humans except maybe they’re orange or purple
(Source: arotemis, via doncarlosi)
this was and always will be TV gold