I really want this .. No like seriously
Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.
well heres the link… theyre only 18$ so go crazy
ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CARD??????????????
I would cry if someone got me one of these and it said something cute or romantic
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
my mate told me that when you’re doing submarine training in the army, they teach you how to shower in 14 seconds.
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
Down the street
They’re so fucking baked
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kate idk what to do like i just had sex with a dude this was like our 4th time maybe? but during it he told me that there was no emotion in it, it was only to teach me, and for my ' tight ' vagina i feel like breaking down into tears what do i do now
wow what an asshole well first of all even if it was just casual sex thats still really rude and uncalled for of him to say and he doesnt deserve you or your body. cut him out of your life, even with casual sex he should still treat you well and be nice to you instead of flat out saying he was just using you. cut him off and never talk to him again, and dont be afraid to cry a bit either sometimes crying will make you feel a lot better :)
This is disgusting. If any guy ever said this to me, dick in or out, imma chop that shit off and mail it to his mum, with a note attached telling her how much of a shitty person her son is.
sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
What the fuck hahaha
Stealing your man since 1928
I aspire to be just like her when I get older.
you aspire to be a lame old white bitch who doesnt know how to act her age?
I think when you’re that old, you’ve earned your right to do what makes you happy without giving a single fuck what anyone has to say. But what does her being white have anything to do with it???